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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2026
VOL. 47 • ISSUE 001
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Big hair. Big headlines. Questionable financial intelligence.

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$WTF · BREAKING-ISHLocal man declares headline “the greatest headline.” More on this after 18 holes.   ✦   ALL STORIES BELOW ARE PARODY.
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Tremp promises
“the biggest”
midterms.
Possibly in
font size.

Campaign staff reportedly told to make every poll number bigger. Graphic designer requests clarification.

ARTIST'S IMPRESSION. OBVIOUSLY.Goofy Trump caricature with enormous wave-shaped blond hair, an upside-down newspaper and a red tie tangled around a microphone

FIG. 01 — A VERY STABLE NEWS CYCLE. ORIGINAL PARODY ILLUSTRATION.

FRESH OFF THE DUMPSTER FIRE

THE FICTION DESK ↓

The newsroom is currently touching grass.

TOO MUCH NEWS. NOT ENOUGH MEMES.

One click. One completely fictional presidential headline.

A SMALL DOSE OF REALITY

REAL CONTEXT.
FAKE PUNCHLINES.

Recent reporting covers Trump's midterm campaigning, tariffs and international diplomacy. This edition turns those news themes into fictional jokes. All characters' dialogue, quotes and scenarios above are invented. This is an independent parody, unaffiliated with Donald Trump or @trempeth. Editorial snapshot: October 20, 2026; not a live news feed.

AP: Midterm campaign coverage ↗Washington Post: Trump news ↗Meme-culture reference: @trempeth ↗
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